Well, it's the 26th and it happened again! A German Shepherd tried to attack me. All I was doing was going for a walk. What is wrong with these dogs? Why can't they be civilized like me? At least this time it didn't get to me. Grandma and papa kept him away from me. I'm going to have to start carrying pepper spray on my walks.
The next day I hired a bodyguard. I pay her in smoochies and let her rub my belly. When we went for a walk, grandma brought a golf club with her to keep any mean dogs away from me. Thank you, grandma!
The next night papa tried to get me to go into my bed so he could cover me with my blanket. I didn't feel like getting into my bed until he left. Then I looked up at him to tell him he could cover me. Which he did. I am soooooo spoiled!!
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