Abandoned!

On June 12th my family abandoned me. They were gone for 7 hours 4 minutes and 32.83 seconds!! It seemed like a lifetime. They went to some place called a museum. Whatever. They even went out to dinner without me. Not that they usually take me out to dinner. They always tell me that the restaurants don't allow dogs inside. Sounds like discrimination to me. Where are the rights for Canine Americans? Despicable!

Uncle Ray saved me the bone from his steak and oh was it yummy! Thank you, Uncle Ray. At least someone remembered me all alone at home in a dank, dark home with no windows or doors for a long 10 hours 34 minutes and 56.2 seconds. Well, I'm probably exaggerating about it having no doors. I think it has a tiny fairy door that nobody can fit through.

When they finally got home (after 12 hours 47 minutes and 42.95 seconds of being home alone), they took me for a walk. We stopped at a neighbor's house. They were having a party for their son who had just returned home from Iraq. Though it might have been Afghanistan. I get those places confused sometimes. Anyway, grandma gave him a welcome home card and thanked him for his service. He was very nice so I let him pet me.