Sorry I haven't posted anything this week. Due to my escape I was detained. Solitary confinement for a week. Just call me the Cooler Queen! Hahaha! Just kidding! I wasn't in the cooler. My humans forgive my every transgression. Haven't I said before that I have them wrapped around my little paw? Gullible humans.
So nothing happened for several days after my great escape. We went for our walk every day. Then on June 9th Grandma took me out to the back yard. I immediately headed for my escape tunnel!! I had just gotten to the tunnel and was about to go under the fence when grandma yelled "No!" and I stopped in my tracks. Why must I behave humans when they say no? I don't know why I do it! Anyway, grandma filled the hole right then and there and put a big rock on top of the dirt. I guess that's the end of Tom. Now on to Dick or Harry.
If you don't get that joke (or the other allusions I've made in this post to the movie), go rent The Great Escape. And shame on you for not getting them! Bad humans, no biscuit!!
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