I was framed on June 10th! Framed I tell you!!! It was entrapment! Grandma put a bag of garbage by the back door. What is a dog supposed to do when she finds a bag of garbage? What would any self-respecting dog do in such a situation? She would get into the garbage and see if there's anything good to eat. That's what she would do. Especially if she can already smell the yummy food in the bag.
I don't know how she does it though. Does grandma have eyes in back of her head? How did she know that I had gotten into the garbage and was eating a flour tortilla? Can you believe she actually took it away from me? Why did she have to do that? She was only going to throw it away. Why not give it to me? Haven't I been a good dog? Well, maybe not lately but I'm usually very well-behaved and deserve special treats.
Later grandma did admit that it was entrapment on her part so I didn't have to go back to the cooler. Good thing... I've misplaced my baseball and glove and would have been bored out of my mind. Again, refer to The Great Escape if you don't get that reference.
Make sure you check out the pictures below that show the humiliating prison jumpsuit I had to wear the last time I was in the cooler.
Saturday, June 19, 2010
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